So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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