pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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