ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
