We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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