Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
