Kiss
Puke
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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