Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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