Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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