How'd it feel making her break her religion?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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