I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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