Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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