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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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