Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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