Yo dont text me then not text me
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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