similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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