Fine. I'll sleep in my office
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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