yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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