i was born a porn star she said
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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