Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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