yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
