i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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