wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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