From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I don't deserve a penis
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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