well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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