I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
we should paint friendship bongs
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