im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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