physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'm really busy with my period
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