Im at strip club and am horny
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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