guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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