The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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