I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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