She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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