is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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