just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
