id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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