Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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