i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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