I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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