these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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