Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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