My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The cops high fived after they tackled you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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