Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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