she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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