At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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