Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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