belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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