That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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