OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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