I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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