I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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