We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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