I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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